Rio se distrează cu legume

So it's so hard being a woodland fairy. So I've decided to come indoors today. I'm going

to be at one with nature. Because I'm sick of using plastic things to satisfy my pussy.

So I'm going to be dirty with some vegetables and then eat them after so they taste like

shit. Oh yes, I look so pretty and flimsy but really I'm not. I'm such a dirty whore.

First I'm going to start with something a bit green because you've got to eat your greens.